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Review - Heyy Babyy

24th August 2007 | posted in Hindi Movies, Reviews, meetu | | 24792 views

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Alternate Names: Hey Baby

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Chewing gum for the brain

Quick Review

Absolutely run-of-the-mill slapstick is in-charge of the first half of the movie. Interestingly though, the second half is taken over mostly by my kind of good subtle humor. And that’s what makes this one worth a DVD rental.

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I marvel at how little time a story writer can spend on his characters. A 1-in-3 character will do (1 personality in 3 characters, duh!?) when there are shaking hips and comedy to take its place. Absolutely run-of-the-mill slapstick is in-charge of the first half of the movie. Interestingly though, the second half is taken over mostly by my kind of good subtle humor. And that’s what made this one worth it for me.

Who needs narratives when we have Akshay Kumar’s 3-minute description of 3 characters, right? As Akshay’s voiceover started annoying me, I let my mind wander around…

(Sort-of random thought – Maybe slapstick was meant to be silent, you know - Charlie Chaplin, Laurel and Hardy or even Mr. Bean - one element less to irritate me.)

…people around me are whistling and hooting at every single barely-clad woman who comes on screen…

(Random thought - I am touched! Not only the writer/director, but the audience too has immense respect for women.)

…back to slapstick. Someone is reading my sort-of random thought. Words are replaced by a typical comedy feature - a fast forward action set to loud and pacy background music. No-no - I am not saying I wanted to see it at a slower pace (Gawd, NO!). Why does our new breed of directors need to resort to this cumbersome technique? Has all that needs to be explored in editing techniques been explored? I am sure there was a day and age when this was absolutely hilarious, but don’t we need a little more than this to make us laugh? Maybe not. The full house (at an 8.45 AM show) was laughing its heart out. And they laughed again - the second time this technique was used in the span of 15 minutes…

(More random thought – Whose fault is it that I am doing all this random thinking? Since I refuse to blame it on a human being, I blame it on the inimitable art of repetition.)

…Oh wow! Barely-clad women gone!! Does Sajid Khan have a random-thought-reading contraption? Well, I know I do - exactly what I expect is happening on screen. And the few times the story is not predictable, they have left out explanations altogether. Anyway, cut to song…

(Not-so random thought – There should be a better way of expressing, “this child has changed my life” than -
‘tune jeena sikhlaaya,
tune mujhe insaan banaaya’
(you’ve taught me how to live,
you’ve made me into a human being)

How about these two lines that a lay-person generated in 5 minutes…
‘Nazar badli meri ya ye nazaare?
Tere nazaare se badli hai dil ki niyatein’
(Has the view changed or my vision?
With you in view this heart has changed its intention))

INTERVAL

…Huh? Did they just start another movie by mistake? Where’s the mandatory shouting gone? Suddenly, I have interesting and non-repetitive dialogues. Wow! Actual tongue-in-cheek humor, tangy one-liners!! Though the super-melodrama is here to stay, I am ecstatic that the movie is getting better and am laughing out really loud…

(Not-at-all random thought - The more randomly I think, the better the movie gets. Maybe, it’s my wandering mind that is making the movie improve. Or maybe I shouldn’t start taking credit just yet)

…oh, this is an interesting style of narration. Huge chunks of the story are narrated just by way of dialogue and finished off in five minutes. And huge chunks of time are taken to narrate the slow-moving parts of the story. Even-paced movies generally are better at retaining my attention, but interesting style nevertheless…

(Back to random thought - Am I getting more responsive as Baby Johaina is getting more responsive? She is doing a good job of acting. Oh wait, no-one can make an 8-month old act. She is a natural!)

…oops, what’s wrong with Vidya Balan? Why is she so stiff, no body language? Where did she learn this non-acting? Hopefully, not from Fardeen Khan. On the other hand, Ritiesh Deshmukh is the regular amount of tolerable, and Akshay Kumar’s comic timing is awesome in some of the scenes. But the star is Babyy Johaina - her expressions are the best…

(Real random thought - When the universe was made how many more senses were generated. What were they? How were the current five (six?) chosen and why were the others discarded?)

…yep, that’s how uninteresting the climax is…This one would have been an absolute dud for me but for the comedy post-interval.

THE END

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Detailed Ratings (out of 5):

Direction: 2.5 Story: 3
Lead Actors: 2.5 Supporting Cast: 3.5
Dialogues: 3.5 Screenplay: 2.5
Music: 3 Lyrics: 1

Heyy Babyy - Details

Director: Sajid Khan
Story, Dialogues: Milap Zaveri
Supporting Cast: Baby Johaina, Boman Irani
Genre: Slapstick, Musical, Romance
Official Website: Heyy Babyy
Buy at Amazon: Movie, Music
Duration: 2:25 hrs (approx.)

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  1. 1 On August 25th, 2007, jeebon said:

    just like the news channels movie critic even u have ignored Kaisay Kahein. can u xplain this partiality? puhlllzzzzz, dnt talk about time and s*** as u can always manage time, if u want to..and if u cnt, u arnt fit to b called a movie critic..ur job is only on fridays and how can u miss on it with illogical excuses

    ridiculous.

  2. 2 On August 25th, 2007, meetu said:

    Hi jeebon, as unimaginative as it may sound, time is my genuine problem - I am a part-time reviewer (note, not a critic). I can watch and review only one movie on a Friday. I generally choose to watch the more popular one - the movie most of the readers are likely to want to read about. I try to watch the second release on Monday, but that is not necessarily always possible. Unfortunately that means some movies get left out.

    Another random thought - maybe there should be 48 hours in a Friday!

    Thanks for stopping by and taking the time to give me feedback.

  3. 3 On August 29th, 2007, Anurag Anand said:

    A few years down the line, ‘Heyy Babyy’ would become a Quiz-Master’s delight: He would ask, ” Which was the first movie featuring Shah Rukh Khan and his Bollywood successor Ritiesh Deshmukh?”

    The answer of course, is Heyy Babyy.

    But why would Ritiesh Deshmukh be the Bollywood successor of Shah Rukh Khan?

    Because like Shah Rukh, he possesses an ever-swelling tally of film awards for performing roles which did not even merit a nomination!

  4. 4 On September 14th, 2007, KARISHMA SINGH said:

    oh!its just a out standing film i have ever seen .So much comedy and so much laugh………………………………………….

  5. 5 On October 8th, 2007, Yushwini Ramlugun said:

    Heyy Babyy is just a rocking film full of comedy.Its an interesting movie and the little Angel is simply cute and adorable.An out standing film!

  6. 6 On October 25th, 2007, nirmal said:

    I continue to wonder why so many people seem to have liked Hey Babby and not me!
    Kicks off with an item song with several bollywood women with paddings(Amrita Arora being the worst) and thats supposed to create some excitement. Comedy - except a few scenes here and there, what is so comical about the movie. So you are supposed to laugh when Akshay Kumar shows the size of the baby by pointing towards a voluptous woman’s breasts. Because AK has now gotten himself, you are supposed to laugh at some of his unconvincing histrionics as well. And whenever Sajid Khan thought ‘this bit probably won’t make anyone laugh’, he asks the cameraman to focus on the baby - because there are atleast few million people in the country who can laugh because the baby is. Sorry but the logic is clearly missing. Who exactly would walk into a wedding and ask the bride if she got pregnant the last time they were together??? Why would Australian girls(the 3 girls who were in our protgonists’ beds) talk in an American accent or like Eastern European girls with an American Accent.

    Agreed that 3 men, only 1 being the actual father develops affection towards a little baby. But how many men are foolish enough to say with tears ‘Arush you said you’ll get the baby back home’ despite the fact that Arush in an earlier scene quite seriously says that he loves the woman and for the simple reason that the baby is with her natural mother and the natural father is alive. Ridiculous.

    Enough Said!!
    Nirmal

  7. 7 On October 29th, 2007, ujjwol adhikari said:

    its abad movie

  8. 8 On November 16th, 2007, Alvin Concessia said:

    Hey Babby is an Ok movie……title song seems to be good and the Baby Angel was very sweet…

  9. 9 On January 9th, 2008, kushal said:

    im truely speechless

  10. 10 On March 29th, 2008, Anshuman Bose said:

    HEYY BABYY is a full time pass movie made by TV comedian Sajid Khan.Akshay deserves the role in the film since he has a son of his own in real life.Riteish is quite funny but nicely performs the emotional part also.Fardeen is quite funny.Vidya is good but it is sad that she enters in the film just few minutes before the interval.Boman is too good.Anupam is funny even if he has a guest appearance.SRK does the dance very well.The music is rocking especially ‘Mast Kalandar’ and ‘Heyy Babyy’title song.

    *** Comment edited because this part of the comment is just the story of the movie ***

    The movie is too good.I give it *****=5 stars.

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