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Bachna Ae Haseeno - Review

15th August 2008 | posted in Hindi Movies, Reviews, meetu |

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Alternate Names: BAH, Bachna e Haseeno

Rating: Wait for video release (Rating Scale)

Movie Info, Detailed ratings, To each his own, Parental Guidance

Certainly not BAH!

Quick Review

It’s a reasonably mature look at relationships and gives women actual, believable roles to play. But alas, the finer points lack polish and the wimpy, predictable end completely disappoints.

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Once Aditya Chopra is done patting his back and reminding us that he’s the man behind Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge and once you get back into the habit of not looking for a reference to a Yash Raj film, the story begins to emerge. Women with strong characters and a fairly mature portrayal of relationships are the two things that Bachna Ae Haseeno can surely boast about.

Falling in love is almost always a random occurrence in Hindi movies. You just “come…and fall in love”. But Bachna Ae Haseeno deals with the complexities and the process of how the characters are led-on and betrayed, how they hurt, how long the healing process takes, and ultimately how all the relationship needs is closure.

I’m a sucker for even relatively coherent plots. And here I have two! Ideally I would be ecstatic. But - yeah, obviously there’s a but - it’s only the overall stories that are pretty neat and novel. The details that add up to the pretty bird’s eye view of the stories are very ordinary. Also, this third story hanging around is so lame that it begs for negative marking.

There are these other subtle things that blended pretty well into the story. Raj (Ranbir Kapoor), the boy whose only focus in life is to woo a girl because he’s in Europe, grows into a person who would do what it takes to maintain his independence. Then he smoothly turns into a mature person who’s ready to introspect and bear the burden of his responsibilities. For this you have to tolerate Ranbir’s boyish chuckle and puppy eyes, though. To be fair, there are glimpses of very good timing, especially post-interval when he’s reacting rather than being the center of attraction. He has the boyish charm because of which the audience feels for him, despite his character doing the meanest things to people around him.

The women, each in their own right have a whole range of emotions to play around with and do pretty good justice to them too. Interestingly though, the character arc for each one of them is such that each one has to play smitten, confident, fun-loving, hurt, vengeful, shrewd at some point or the other and they all have the same way of expressing these emotions. So, an indignant Minissha looks exactly like the indignant Bipasha or the attitude that Bipasha throws around feels very similar to the attitude Deepika is wearing. Almost as if, the briefing they were given related to only one character. And yet the characters are all different.

So, what’s going on here? We have pretty good performances. Though Deepika’s voice doesn’t vary much and her dubbing doesn’t match the intensity with which the lines are said. But I absolutely enjoyed Bipasha’s track - both, due to her acting, and the way her character is written. Minissha Lamba’s story is actually the most charming of the lot. The characters in general are pretty well-detailed. Yet the film fails to touch in absolute terms.

For one, the structure of the story is too episodic. Granted the chapter-like feel is intentional but it cut the movie too sharply into 20-25 minute pieces. Individually, these pieces don’t always work either. The first two pieces in fact, feel like a set-up for the actual show. And they certainly need better lines than “we’re abroad, we can’t miss a train” (what does that even mean!?).

Lighting a thousand candles and wiping off smudged kajal (eye make-up) from your girl’s eye somehow don’t generate chemistry automatically. The sincerity in the eye contact, the stance of the body, the way the two bodies hold each other are all missing in most instances. Even a nice human being can brutally mistreat the person who has wronged them. But if the mistreatment is exaggerated, with the sole purpose of arousing sympathy of the audience, it gets irritating.

Ultimately, the climax kills the otherwise decent plot. It’s rushed and thus dissatisfying. Aditya Chopra/Siddharth Anand come up with fairly non-standard (in Hindi cinema) concepts. These concepts revolve around the situations that the urban population in the mid-late twenties faces. You can almost see the concerns change over the years. Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge - Dil To Pagal Hai - Hum Tum - Salaam Namaste. And now the love vs. marriage debate. They take a very contemporary and relatively mature look at the problems and then cop out! They literally chicken out so that we don’t feel too bad while walking out of the movie. That’s sad because we as an audience are ready to take it, now.

Then, there are these other things like having only one song before half-time which is picturized with Deepika Padukone. No doubt, this one is the typical good-locale-let’s-dance-here kinds. But, if put in context with the placement and styles chosen for the two other songs with Minissha and Bipasha, you figure that its not without purpose, is very much in line with the subtext of the story and relates to how the male lead character feels for these women.

Parental Guidance:

  • Violence: None
  • Sexual content: A couple of item number type songs, and a scene with a bachelor party.
  • Concept: The movie is about adult relationships. It’s also about accepting mistakes. Not something they cannot or should not understand. Just depends on the interest level of the child - whether such a thing would interest him/her.
  • General Look and Feel: Generally a very bright and peppy ambience throughout the movie.

Click here to read what I scribbled on my notepad while watching this movie (what worked and what didn’t for me). Might contain spoilers!

Click here to see what 41 other reviewers/viewers think. Average rating 2.6 / 5.0: 14 thumbs up, 15 so-so, 12 thumbs down.
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Rating: Wait for video release (Rating Scale)

Detailed Ratings (out of 5):

Direction: 3 Story: 3.5
Lead Actors: 3 Supporting Cast: 2.5
Dialogues: 2.5 Screenplay: 3.5
Music: 3.5 Lyrics: 3

Bachna Ae Haseeno - Details

Director: Siddharth Anand
Story: Aditya Chopra
Dialogues, Lyrics: Anvita Dutt Guptan
Screenplay: Devika Bhagat
Genre: Romance, Comedy
Official Website: Bachna Ae Haseeno
Duration: 2:40 hrs (approx.)

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  1. 1 On August 15th, 2008, Mansi said:

    I actually disagree wid you..I luved the movie..but good review..=] I read other reviews n d film has got a mixed response!

  2. 2 On August 15th, 2008, Shefaly said:

    Just yesterday a friend visiting London from Bangalore mentioned this film to me - not the name, just that it features Rishi Kapoor’s son.

    I wonder why film-titles are now bits of old, popular Hindi songs. This one of course is named after a song filmed on Rishi Kapoor in Hum Kisi Se Kam Nahin (I think) .

  3. 3 On August 15th, 2008, imran said:

    Just a bullshit review..I dint like bachna e hasino at all..Ranvir`s acting is wrost..Hasino`s r Ugly..Specially Bipasha..Its a waste movie..God tussi great ho is much better..Specially Salman is tooooo funny…i liked god tussi great ho pretty much..

  4. 4 On August 15th, 2008, Srishankar said:

    Hi

    This flick is cool and entertaining. One can’t expect more than this.Definatly this is not a great film but a complete entertainer.

  5. 5 On August 15th, 2008, Ashok said:

    Imran, How can you liking / disliking the movie make the review bullshit??

  6. 6 On August 15th, 2008, rakesh said:

    good review but did not liked this movie

  7. 7 On August 15th, 2008, jacky said:

    yuak…god tussi…sucks low standard animation… imran u dnt kw hw 2 watch a movie

  8. 8 On August 15th, 2008, jacky said:

    bachna is a must watch movie

  9. 9 On August 15th, 2008, Samera said:

    TRUE this revew is BULL**** do u critics kno wat to rite about GOD TUSSI GREAT HO WAS much much BETTER and u gave it lower rating the music was outstandng in GTGH..c’mon y u so harshhh..u liked SINGH IS KING THAT WAS ANOTHER CRAPPY MOVIE y dnt u like films with substance as well!

  10. 10 On August 16th, 2008, chavanni said:

    review written in hindi by ajay brahmatmaj…
    http://chavannichap.blogspot.com/2008/08/blog-post_16.html

  11. 11 On August 16th, 2008, sanjeev said:

    the movie was pretty good. the message was clear. few laughs in it. liked bips and her character. i mean lets face it this is wat happens in most of the girl gets cheated and the girl closes all her doors and puts her defences up so hard that she ends up wasting her whole life abt something thats not worth it. anyways over all the movie was good,its got that what goes around, comes around thing. def will make a couple of guys guilty. enjoy.

  12. 12 On August 17th, 2008, Raj said:

    Hey Imran

    Its just review given by Mitu.. likes/dislikes differ from person to person. I liked the review. I find the movie well….

  13. 13 On August 17th, 2008, Rash said:

    I disagree with you, I felt you have been a bit harsh on a pretty good movie with good entertainment value and a modern day story line. I enjoyed the light hearted comedy and the flow of teh movie, yes the ending was a bit hasty but worth my money.

  14. 14 On August 17th, 2008, Arijit said:

    An overall feel-good entertainer with a contemporary & unique plot & of course, Ranbir was great to watch . Bipasha’s story & her equally good acting was the USP of the movie.But, somehow, Deepika lacked intensity . Actually, predictability & rushed ending played the spoilsport.But, then , Yash Raj movies are all about that only!

  15. 15 On August 19th, 2008, meetu said:

    Thanks, Mansi and rakesh…there’s unbiased review readers! :)

    Imran & Samera - o-kay!

    Thank you, Ashok, Raj and jacky for your wonderful support!!

    Yeah, Shefaly, and the sad thing is the posters, promos on air and the name have very little to do with the tone of the movie.

    Rash - Yeah, I liked the contemporary story too. I found the same insight missing in the details of the story.

    Srishankar, Arijit - Glad you enjoyed the movie.

    Absolutely, Sanjeev, that’s one part that came across very well.

  16. 16 On August 19th, 2008, Rupa said:

    Except for a couple of scenes(and only the girls Bips and Mins), there was no feeling..
    Ranbir seems to be an average actor, his dialogue delivery sucks..he does have some cool dance moves, but his acting skills …. is just not worth it..
    Deepika…..u just look good..thats all….u r a real life lover of ranbir…cant u get some real emotion on screen?
    i dint like the direction..it was a bits and pieces movie….
    dont we have any good actors and directors over here ????
    these hyped actors and directors are really sucking..grow up ppl and dont waste our money!

  17. 17 On August 19th, 2008, ranbeerSUCKS said:

    BACHAN hAI HASSENO SUCKS…. I can’t stand that idiot Ranbir Kapoor. He is a terrible actor with a cocky attitue.. Freaking retards think his movie is great. GOD TUSSI GREAT HO on the other hand was awesome. Funny and good acting.

  18. 18 On August 20th, 2008, aishwarya said:

    i think it won`t be a superhit because deepika is not such a good actor and even ranbir`s 1st film was a flop.only expectation are from the other two actresses

  19. 19 On August 21st, 2008, Raj said:

    I think the movie bombed cos public is still going through furore of Singh is Kingh . they probably dont want to spoil the lingering affect yet .
    I have seen worst movies like partner getting hit on box office
    Simply a case of Wrong time wrong place movie .
    Also i think movie crtocs should know the pulse of public , Shabana azmi types of film crtics should be on house arrest . i like the reviews on this site though ..they seem to know the pulse of general public

  20. 20 On August 21st, 2008, shahida said:

    I Fort Bachna Ae Haseeno Was a Siikkk Film…It Was Bre Funni..!!

  21. 21 On August 24th, 2008, Sachin said:

    SSSSUUUPPPEEERRRBBB!!!!!!!

  22. 22 On August 24th, 2008, dolly said:

    Hey liked the movie , but the two actresses i hate were there in this movie(bipasha n deepika!
    i loved ranbir as raj n minishha as mahi!!! ithey were too gud in the film!

    but i lyked it!!! actually loved it!

  23. 23 On August 25th, 2008, anonymous said:

    movie was kinda good. Wasnt God tusi great ho a copy of the movie Bruce Almighty.

  24. 24 On August 26th, 2008, prithvi said:

    timepass movie Ranveer worked good. story is averagely entertaining.

  25. 25 On August 26th, 2008, mohid said:

    are you kidding? was it a movie. RANVER is a JOKER.

  26. 26 On August 27th, 2008, veresh said:

    Yeah kind of movie watchable once if u have nothing else to do.
    Bips Rocks ..

  27. 27 On August 28th, 2008, prabhat ranjan said:

    ranveer is good actor.movie was too good.story was very nice.

  28. 28 On September 11th, 2008, kwl said:

    hi

    it’s true that bachano ae hasona wasn’t good but i htink bipasha was really good in that film and i think god thossi great hai was better but i didn’t like the salman khan acting because he is the shit actor in the bollywood

  29. 29 On September 11th, 2008, kwl said:

    please don not ignor my rewiev and think about salman khan agin he is the shit actor in our industry..

  30. 30 On September 12th, 2008, sia said:

    first of all itz RANBIR and not ranveer. the movie is a really good movie.
    second thing is that he acts really well.

  31. 31 On October 24th, 2008, Rockssy said:

    Bachna was an awesome flick,Ranbir is a true Punjabi Munada wid drop dead looks.
    FYI:-Imran you have some brains or ……..
    How can u compare a Sallu Movie with Awesome ranbir’s masterpiece.
    Cheers ranbir,u rock Man.

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